Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on April 05, 1981)

Happy Birthday, Kyle Sweeney! Defensive wizard, lacrosse sage—rumor has it that attackers still nervously whisper your name before game day. Watching you dominate for the Wings and Cannons was like seeing a defensive Jedi mind-trick opponents into submission; goalies everywhere thank you every birthday for keeping their nets untroubled.

From Major League Lacrosse victories to proudly representing Team USA internationally, you've always excelled at protecting territory better than cake guardians fend us off sugary treats. May this year bring as much triumphs and fun (but fewer bruises) on your next adventure as defending champions fearlessly. Cheers to another legendary spin around the field!