Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on March 26, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Kyle Van Noy! From dominating at BYU—where quarterbacks saw you in their nightmares—to lighting up NFL offenses like a linebacker laser beam with the Detroit Lions, Patriots, Dolphins, Chargers and Ravens you've become quite the legend. Watching your smart defensive plays is always entertaining; you're basically football's favorite party crasher.

Whether scooping turnovers or sacking unsuspecting QBs (who definitely didn't ask for this), you've added humor and excitement to every blitz. Here's wishing you another year packed full of sacks, celebrations—and hopefully fewer running backs who think they can outrun number 53!

Cheers to more epic highlights ahead!