Let's make this birthday one to remember.

51 years old (Born on August 12, 1973)

Happy Birthday, Lachlan Ross! It might have been just one season with Essendon back in '94, but your footy legacy still shines brighter than ever. Rumor has it the Bombers are still trying to replicate that unique flair you brought onto Windy Hill—though they're yet to find anyone who can match your style!

Here's hoping this birthday is as memorable and timeless as those classic AFL moments of yours. May every kick today be straight through life's goalposts—and may no umpire dare call a foul on any slice of cake or celebratory beverage consumed.

Cheers, legend!