Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on August 30, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Laeta Kalogridis! May your special day be filled with more twists and turns than "Shutter Island," but hopefully fewer mysterious disappearances. Your brilliant storytelling has kept us on the edge of our seats, questioning reality itself—though thankfully without Leonardo DiCaprio's existential crises.

From epic historical dramas like "Alexander" to mind-bending thrillers that haunt our dreams (and Netflix queues), you've consistently amazed audiences worldwide. Here's hoping this year brings you even greater success—and perhaps a script so captivating it makes Martin Scorsese call again just to say: “Laeta, seriously... how do you keep doing this?” Cheers!