Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on September 18, 1971)

Happy Birthday, Lance Armstrong! Seven Tour de France victories—now that's a ride worth celebrating. You've pedaled your way into cycling history and inspired countless people to hop on their bikes (though most of us still struggle uphill). Your determination has always been legendary; even gravity seems impressed.

Sure, life's thrown you some steep climbs and sharp turns—but hey, you've handled them with humor and resilience. May this birthday bring fewer hills to climb (unless you're craving the challenge) and plenty of cake-fueled energy for whatever adventures lie ahead. Keep spinning strong—you've earned every mile!