61 years old (Born on July 06, 1963)
Happy Birthday, Lance "One Dog" Johnson! You're still stealing hearts faster than you stole bases—30 or more bags five times? That's not just speed; that's superhero-level quickness. With your .291 career batting average and twice leading the league in hits, you've always been a hit-maker both on and off the field.Here's hoping this birthday is as legendary as your All-Star season when pitchers trembled at seeing you step up to bat. May today bring joy quicker than one of your trademark dashes around centerfield—and may cake slices come easier than those 327 stolen bases ever did!