Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on June 13, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Lance Kinsey! From your hilarious escapades in "Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol," we've learned valuable life lessons—particularly that there's always humor when trying and failing spectacularly to enforce the law. Your witty charm as Proctor made us realize it's perfectly acceptable (and amusing!) for authority figures to lose dignity occasionally.

Even today, fans can't help but smile when recalling your memorable encounters with Captain Harris or witnessing yet another comedic mishap unfold onscreen. Wishing you a birthday filled with laughter worthy of your legendary antics—we salute this beloved officer whose greatest skill is patrolling our funny bones!