Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on May 12, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Lance Lynn! From your fiery fastballs to that unforgettable All-Star nod back in 2012 with the Cardinals, you've always known how to pitch a perfect game—well, almost. Your strikeouts are legendary; batters still wake up sweating from nightmares of facing you on the mound.

Here's hoping this birthday is as epic as your best moments under stadium lights. May it be filled with fewer curveballs and more cake slices than innings pitched. Keep throwing heat and making us laugh along the way—you truly make baseball timelessly entertaining. Cheers to another year of greatness, Lance!