Let's make this birthday one to remember.

60 years old (Born on June 13, 1964)

Happy Birthday, Lance Mountain! You're officially skating into another year of legendary status—though rumor has it your skateboard still thinks it's the '80s. From pioneering pool sessions to iconic Bones Brigade adventures, you've carved out a legacy smoother than freshly waxed coping. Even gravity seems impressed by how gracefully you defy age.

Here's hoping this birthday brings as much joy and creativity as your recent artistic masterpieces and skateboarding triumphs continue to inspire generations. May your wheels keep spinning smoothly, may the ramps stay forgiving, and may every trick land effortlessly—just like they did back when neon shorts were cool (wait...are they not?).