Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on November 28, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Landry N'Guemo! You're the midfield maestro who joined Bordeaux in 2011 and has been tackling opponents (and birthdays) with style ever since. Your defensive skills are sharper than your birthday cake-cutting abilities—though we trust you won't slide-tackle the candles this year!

From proudly representing Cameroon on international stages since 2006 to bossing midfields across Europe, you've shown us that age is just a number—but yellow cards might be another story entirely. Keep defending like a legend and celebrating goals better than anyone celebrates their own birthday.

Here's wishing you endless success—and fewer fouls—in every match ahead!