Let's make this birthday one to remember.

79 years old (Born on July 20, 1945)

Happy Birthday, Larry Craig! On your special day, let's fondly recall the countless hours you spent passionately advocating for Idaho in Congress. Your unwavering commitment to public service certainly left a lasting impression—though perhaps not exactly as intended.

And who could forget that unforgettable TV appearance? You stood firm and adamantly denied everything despite overwhelming evidence; truly an Oscar-worthy performance of conviction (or denial). Here's hoping this year brings fewer awkward restroom encounters and more moments worth celebrating openly. Cheers to another trip around the sun—and may all future bathroom breaks be uneventful ones!