Let's make this birthday one to remember.

81 years old (Born on August 17, 1944)

Happy Birthday, Larry Ellison! Another year older, yet still faster than a cloud database query. Your visionary leadership at Oracle continues to inspire innovation and redefine what's possible in tech—proving once again that age is just a number (though yours might be stored securely in an Oracle database).

From sailing victories to groundbreaking cloud expansions, your relentless drive keeps competitors scrambling like outdated software patches. May this birthday bring you as much joy as watching rivals try—and fail—to match your success.

Here's wishing you another fantastic orbit around the sun filled with laughter, adventure, and zero downtime!