Let's make this birthday one to remember.

45 years old (Born on November 19, 1979)

Happy Birthday, Larry Johnson! From dominating defenses as the unstoppable running back for the Kansas City Chiefs to leaving defenders grasping at thin air—your moves on and off the field have always been legendary. Your ability to break tackles was almost unfair; rumor has it some linebackers are still recovering from your jukes!

As you celebrate another year of greatness, may life continue handing you touchdowns in every endeavor. Keep inspiring us with that same passion and determination you've shown throughout your incredible career—and remember: age is just a number...but those highlight reels? Timeless classics forever replayed!