56 years old (Born on September 12, 1968)
Happy Birthday, Larry LaLonde! From riff wizardry in Primus to shredding solos with Possessed and Blind Illusion, you've spent decades giving guitars existential crises. Rumor has it your fingers once defied gravity mid-performance—though that might've been a Claypool-induced hallucination.Recently, watching you continue melting faces during the 'A Tribute to Kings' tour reminded us why you're legendary—the perfect blend of creativity and chaos wrapped up neatly in weird time signatures. May your birthday bring as much fun (and confusion) as fans listening to "Jerry Was a Race Car Driver" for the first time!
Keep rockin', Ler—you absolute legend!