Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on November 10, 1953)

Happy Birthday, Larry Parrish! You're a baseball legend whose powerful swing ruled the diamond from 1974 to 1990. Who could forget your thrilling days smashing home runs with the Expos and Rangers? Those booming bats were so energetic they probably registered as seismic events!

As you celebrate another year, just remember this: age is merely the number of bases you've rounded in life...and you've rounded plenty! Wishing you as much fun today as fans had cheering your clutch hits and outfield heroics back in the day—minus any risk of hamstring pulls. May your birthday be legendary like your career!