76 years old (Born on November 25, 1948)
Happy Birthday, Lars! Here's hoping your day is filled with fewer dumpsters and more delicious cake—although we all know you'd somehow spin dumpster diving into an intriguing culinary commentary anyway. Your knack for turning life's overlooked treasures into unforgettable literature remains unmatched.Your essay "On Dumpster Diving" not only opened our eyes (and noses) but continues to captivate readers everywhere with its humor, insight, and timeless wisdom. May the coming year bring even greater recognition—and perhaps a few luxurious finds outside supermarket bins! Cheers to you today: storyteller extraordinaire who taught us that one person's trash truly becomes another's literary masterpiece.
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