Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on March 23, 1956)

Happy Birthday, Laura! May your day be filled with more drama than an episode of "As the World Turns," but without any cliffhangers or evil twins showing up uninvited. Your brilliant storytelling has kept us glued to our screens and stages, proving that life truly is stranger—and far more entertaining—than fiction.

From crafting unforgettable soap opera twists to captivating audiences with your compelling plays, you've mastered the art of keeping everyone on their toes. Here's hoping this year brings you even greater success, fewer plot holes, and plenty of cake—because unlike daytime TV characters, calories don't mysteriously disappear overnight!