Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on April 24, 1992)

Happy Birthday, Laura Trott! You're cycling through another year faster than your Olympic laps—two gold medals at the 2012 Summer Olympics? Clearly, aging can't catch up with you either. May this birthday be as smooth and victorious as your legendary rides around London's velodrome.

From dominating team pursuits to conquering omnium events, you've pedaled into our hearts (and record books) effortlessly. Here's hoping that today brings fewer saddle sores and more cake slices—you've earned every calorie after all those golden victories! Keep spinning circles around everyone else; age is just a number when you're always ahead anyway.