Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on February 02, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Laurent Nkunda! Another year older and still marching strong—though hopefully now your toughest battles involve blowing out candles or deciding between chocolate and vanilla cake. Your strategic skills from the First Congo War days must surely come in handy when navigating family gatherings!

Here's to celebrating a life filled with resilience, courage, and unforgettable moments. May this birthday bring you laughter louder than any battlefield command, joy brighter than medals of honor, and peace sweeter than victory itself. Cheers to another successful trip around the sun—and may your next adventure be less about warfare and more about party hats!