Let's make this birthday one to remember.

86 years old (Born on June 24, 1938)

Happy Birthday, Lawrence Block! May your day be filled with fewer mysteries than Matthew Scudder's caseload and more charm than Bernie Rhodenbarr’s latest heist. You've given us countless sleepless nights turning pages, rooting for burglars, and pondering life's gritty complexities—quite the accomplishment!

Here's hoping this year brings you as much excitement as a perfectly executed literary caper (minus any unwanted police attention). Your wit remains sharper than Bernie's lock-picking skills, and your storytelling continues to captivate readers worldwide. Cheers to another chapter of thrilling adventures—and may all your plot twists be delightful surprises rather than shocking cliffhangers!