Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on August 30, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Lawrence Jackson! From your fierce debut with the Seattle Seahawks in 2008 to roaring proudly as a Detroit Lion from 2010 to 2012, you've tackled life head-on—literally. Sure, Minnesota missed out big-time by not putting you on their final roster; clearly they couldn't handle all that awesomeness.

But hey, who needs Vikings when you're already legendary? Today we celebrate your greatest hits (and tackles), and even though helmets are off now, we're sure you're still sacking life's challenges effortlessly. Here's wishing you endless touchdowns of happiness and zero fumbles this year—because legends never retire from greatness!