Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on May 14, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Lawrence Timmons! You're the linebacker who tackled opponents harder than most people tackle birthday cake. From your fierce hits to that unforgettable Super Bowl XLIII victory with the Steelers, you've always known how to make an entrance—usually by flattening quarterbacks.

Your relentless energy and dedication on defense made every game exciting (and probably terrifying for anyone holding a football). Here's hoping your special day is filled with as much joy as you brought Pittsburgh fans when lifting that Lombardi Trophy. Enjoy celebrating another year of greatness—and remember: birthdays are like blitzes; they come fast and hit hard!