Let's make this birthday one to remember.

51 years old (Born on November 14, 1973)

Happy Birthday, Lawyer Milloy! You're the only lawyer we know who tackles opponents instead of cases. From your All-American days at Washington to that unforgettable Super Bowl XXXVI victory with the Patriots—your defensive prowess has always been legendary. We still remember how you patrolled the field like a courtroom judge handing out verdicts: guilty as charged for anyone daring enough to cross into your territory!

Even though you've hung up those cleats, fans everywhere continue celebrating your legacy and fierce competitiveness on every birthday candle blown out today. Here's hoping this year brings more joy than intercepting Kurt Warner in football's biggest game ever did—and that's saying something!