Let's make this birthday one to remember.

94 years old (Born on January 15, 1931)

Happy Birthday, Lee Bontecou! Your sculptures have always boldly defied artistic conventions—who knew steel frames and canvas could spark such delightful confusion among art critics? You've turned the ordinary into extraordinary masterpieces, leaving us all wondering if our curtains secretly dream of becoming avant-garde artworks.

Your fearless creativity continues to inspire generations. Each piece you craft challenges perceptions and invites endless curiosity. Here's hoping your birthday is as timelessly intriguing as your iconic creations—and may this year bring even more success (and perhaps fewer puzzled gallery visitors asking, "Is it a spaceship or modern sculpture?"). Keep surprising us all!