Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on March 25, 1955)

Happy Birthday, Lee Mazzilli! From dazzling fans as an All-Star outfielder in 1979 to helping the Mets clinch that unforgettable World Series title in 1986, you've always known how to swing for the fences. Your legendary moments at Shea Stadium still echo through baseball history—though we're pretty sure your hairstyle from back then deserves its own Hall of Fame plaque!

Here's hoping your birthday is filled with more joy than a walk-off homer and fewer curveballs than a rookie pitcher facing you in your prime. Keep celebrating like it's Game 7 all over again—just maybe without the champagne showers this time!