38 years old (Born on December 05, 1986)
Happy Birthday, LeGarrette "Winnebago" Blount! Watching you bulldoze defenders since 2010 has been like witnessing a runaway RV—unstoppable and oddly satisfying. From your thunderous debut to steamrolling into Patriots Nation in 2013, you've left countless linebackers reconsidering their career choices.Your knack for plowing through defenses earned three Super Bowl rings and endless highlight reels of grown men bouncing off you like ping-pong balls. May your birthday be as legendary as that epic hurdle over would-be tacklers—and may no cake stand between the Winnebago and his end zone today! Keep trucking strong; you're forever our favorite unstoppable force.