Let's make this birthday one to remember.

76 years old (Born on November 20, 1948)

Happy birthday, Leland Yee! Who could forget your legendary contributions to politics? You truly knew how to multitask—balancing appearances on the senate floor while simultaneously navigating complex business deals behind closed doors. Your ability to blend careers in public service and private enterprise will surely remain unmatched.

But hey, everyone deserves a second act—and birthdays remind us there's always another year filled with new adventures (and hopefully fewer FBI wiretaps). May you approach this next chapter wiser yet humbler; just remember: candles are fine for celebrating milestones—but perhaps steer clear of any deals involving firearms!

Cheers, Leland—stay out of trouble!