Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on December 08, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Les Ferdinand! The man whose headers were so powerful they should've come with a warning label. Your legendary goals for QPR and Newcastle still echo in stadiums—defenders probably wake up sweating from nightmares of your aerial prowess!

From dominating the Premier League to becoming an influential figure off the pitch, you've shown class both as player and mentor. Whether it's scoring hat-tricks or inspiring young talents today, you remain timelessly brilliant.

Here's hoping your birthday is filled with laughter—and fewer yellow cards than usual! Keep soaring high like those unforgettable headers; you're forever our favorite football knight: Sir Les!