Let's make this birthday one to remember.

81 years old (Born on October 06, 1943)

Happy Birthday, Leslie Abramson! May your day be filled with more excitement than a courtroom drama and fewer objections than a Menendez brothers' trial. Your legendary defense skills have made even Phil Spector's hair stand on end—quite an achievement!

Here's hoping this year brings you as much success as you've had turning tough cases into headline-worthy victories. May the jury of life always rule in your favor, granting you endless joy and laughter today and every day ahead. Cheers to another year of being guilty only of brilliance—and perhaps occasionally intimidating opposing counsel just for fun!