Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on January 22, 1955)

Happy Birthday, Lester "The Judge" Hayes! You've always been known for sticking tight to receivers—almost as tightly as your famous stickum-covered hands gripped the football back in those glory days. From locking down opponents en route to two Super Bowl wins, snagging five Pro Bowls, and clinching that Defensive Player of the Year title in 1980, you've truly coated our memories just like that unforgettable sticky substance.

As you celebrate another year of greatness today, don't worry if blowing out the candles gets tricky—they probably heard how strong your defensive coverage still is and went into hiding. Happy birthday champ; keep making age look defenseless!