Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on July 18, 1961)

Happy Birthday, Lew Schneider! From stand-up stages to sitcom scripts, you've kept us laughing through every twist and turn. Whether crafting hilarious moments on "Everybody Loves Raymond," bringing wit to "American Dad!" or capturing life's quirks in "Men of a Certain Age," your comedic genius never ages—even if you do!

Here's hoping your birthday is filled with as many laughs as you've given us over the years. May your jokes stay sharp, your punchlines land perfectly, and may you always remember: you're not getting older—you're just becoming timelessly funny. Cheers to another year of comedy gold!