Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on March 09, 1958)

Happy Birthday, Linda Fiorentino! From your unforgettable portrayal of the sharp-tongued Bethany in "Dogma," to your captivating and mysterious role as Trina Gavin in "Jade," you've always brought wit, charm, and a dash of mischief to every character. Your performances remain timelessly entertaining—just like Kevin Smith's irreverent angels or those thrilling car chases through San Francisco streets.

Here's hoping this birthday brings you laughter worthy of Jay and Silent Bob’s antics—and fewer complications than solving cinematic mysteries. May your day be filled with joy that rivals even the most divine comedy moments you've gifted us onscreen!