Let's make this birthday one to remember.

78 years old (Born on January 09, 1947)

Happy birthday, Linda Greenhouse! Celebrating another year of your remarkable life—measured not in candles but Supreme Court justices carefully scrutinized. If rulings could throw parties, you'd have lifetime invitations from Roe v. Wade and Bush v. Gore.

Your Pulitzer Prize-winning reporting brought clarity to the complexities within marble columns; three decades decoding legalese is truly heroic perseverance (and maybe a touch masochistic). May you continue inspiring us with sharp insights—and may all future "dissenting opinions" stay clear of your dessert table today!

Cheers on this special milestone—you've ruled unanimously as one fabulous journalist both inside AND outside chambers!