Let's make this birthday one to remember.

75 years old (Born on November 24, 1949)

Happy Birthday, Linda Tripp! Who could ever forget your unmatched talent for recording conversations? Your impeccable timing and dedication to detail certainly made you a household name. While most of us struggle just remembering grocery lists, you effortlessly captured history—one tape at a time.

Here's hoping this year brings fewer scandals and more laughter. May your birthday be filled with joy as memorable (though perhaps less controversial) than the moments you've given us all to talk about over coffee breaks. Cheers to another trip around the sun—and may it be delightfully free from hidden microphones or surprise subpoenas!