Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on September 13, 1961)

Happy Birthday, Lisa Jones! Another year, another headline-worthy adventure. Your columns in The Village Voice have kept us laughing, thinking, and occasionally spilling coffee on ourselves. Who knew investigative journalism could be so entertaining?

From your witty exposés to your fearless commentary—your words have become the city's favorite guilty pleasure. May this birthday bring you as much joy as you've brought readers with every clever turn of phrase.

Here's to more scoops, fewer typos (though yours are always charming), and endless inspiration for the next groundbreaking column. Keep making deadlines—and headlines—with style! Cheers to you today and always!