Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on July 19, 1961)

Happy Birthday, Lisa Lampanelli! The undisputed Queen of Mean and Howard Stern's favorite insult comic—your razor-sharp wit has roasted more celebrities than a barbecue pit at Martha Stewart’s backyard bash. From your legendary stand-up specials to unforgettable appearances on Comedy Central roasts, you've turned comedic insults into an art form.

Recently stepping away from the stage hasn't dimmed your brilliance one bit; instead, you're proving that even off-stage you can still hilariously offend people without breaking a sweat. Here's hoping this birthday brings as much laughter (and fewer restraining orders) as ever before—you truly are comedy royalty!