Let's make this birthday one to remember.

43 years old (Born on March 10, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Logan Mankins! From dominating defensive linemen as a first-round pick in the 2005 NFL Draft to anchoring the Patriots' offensive line for nearly a decade, you've always been tougher than Tom Brady's helmet hair. Your seven Pro Bowl selections and relentless grit made you an unforgettable force on the field.

Here's hoping your birthday is filled with fewer tackles and more cake slices. May your celebrations be as legendary as your blocks, and may retirement bring you relaxation—because let's face it, after years of protecting quarterbacks from sacks, you've earned some serious couch time. Cheers!