Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on May 12, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Loïc Lumbilla Kandja! Another year older and still scoring goals faster than we can pronounce your full name. From dazzling defenders in France to leaving goalkeepers scratching their heads across Europe, you've truly mastered the art of making soccer look easy.

Whether you're sprinting past opponents or celebrating yet another spectacular strike, you always bring excitement—and a touch of humor—to every match. May this birthday be filled with as much joy as that unforgettable hat-trick moment fans are still talking about!

Keep kicking it strong—here's hoping for many more seasons packed with victories (and hilarious celebrations)!