Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on May 28, 1991)

Happy Birthday, London Woodberry! You've defended goals better than I've ever managed defending my snack stash. Since breaking into the MLS with FC Dallas in 2013, you've shown off more hustle and heart on that field than someone chasing an ice cream truck uphill.

From slide tackles to awesome clearances, we've enjoyed every second of your journey impressing teammates and baffling opponents alike. You bring class to soccer matches—and laughs when celebrating those moments only a defender can appreciate (like seeing opposing forwards shaking their heads).

Wishing you many future victories—both between goalposts AND against aging gracefully! Keep winning big today!