Let's make this birthday one to remember.

80 years old (Born on December 22, 1944)

Happy Birthday, Judge Loren A. Smith! You've been serving justice since 1985—longer than smartphones, streaming services, and even the internet as we know it today. Clearly, your wisdom predates Google searches; who needs Wikipedia when we've got you on the bench?

Your dedication to fairness and integrity has made countless landmark decisions possible. While most of us struggle deciding what to have for lunch, you've spent decades making judgments that shape our nation’s legal landscape. Here's wishing you another year filled with sharp wit, wise rulings—and perhaps fewer objections from attorneys.

Cheers to a timeless judge who's always in session!