Let's make this birthday one to remember.

45 years old (Born on March 19, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Lori Lindsey! From blazing trails with the Indiana Blaze back in '97 to proudly representing Team USA on the international stage in 2005, you've always kicked life straight into the goal. Your midfield magic and relentless energy have inspired countless fans and teammates alike—though we're still wondering if your secret was extra practice or just really good coffee.

Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter, joy, and fewer yellow cards (we know midfielders can't resist!). May your celebrations today be as legendary as your soccer career—timelessly awesome and hilariously unforgettable. Keep kicking it strong, Lori!