Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on February 17, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Luc Robitaille! You're the only guy who could skate slower than a Zamboni yet still score over 600 NHL goals. Your legendary knack for finding the net made goalies everywhere reconsider their career choices—thanks for that!

From your rookie record-breaking season to hoisting Lord Stanley's Cup with LA in 2012 (finally!), you've given hockey fans countless unforgettable moments. Even today, as an executive guiding future stars, you're proving greatness doesn't fade—it just moves upstairs.

Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter and success off-ice; may your birthday be smoother than ice after intermission!