Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on May 26, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Luis Neto! Another year older and still defending goals better than most people defend their dessert plates. Ever since you joined Zenit St. Petersburg back in 2013 after your impressive season with Siena, you've been tackling opponents—and birthdays—with style.

From holding down the fort at center-back to proudly representing Portugal on the international stage since 2013, you're proof that age is just a number—though we won't mention exactly which one today!

Here's wishing you another fantastic year filled with clean sheets, epic tackles, and fewer yellow cards (we can dream!). Keep making us proud; cheers to many more victories ahead!