Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on April 18, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Lukasz Fabianski! Like a fine Polish Pierogi, you only seem to get better with age. Your legendary saves have consistently been the secret sauce—remember your heroic dives at Wembley in West Ham's iconic FA Cup run? Of course you do; goalkeepers never forget those masterpieces!

Another year guarding the posts means yet another season of astounding highlights and impossible reflexes. You've given football lovers plenty to cheer about, proving that nobody guards a net like our favourite Pole.

Here's hoping this year's birthday gifts include even quicker gloves and perhaps personal bubble wrap—you've earned it! Sto Lat Lukasz!