Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on June 03, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Lukasz Piszczek! The man who defends Borussia Dortmund's right flank better than anyone guards their birthday cake. Your tireless runs and pinpoint crosses have made opponents dizzy—rumor has it they're still chasing shadows from your Bundesliga-winning days!

From dominating the pitch in Germany to proudly representing Poland internationally, you've shown us all how it's done with class and humor. May your celebrations today be as legendary as that unforgettable double you secured back in 2012 or those countless tackles leaving strikers scratching their heads.

Here's wishing you another year of success—and fewer yellow cards! Sto lat, Lukasz!