Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on September 24, 1984)

Happy Birthday, Luke David Steele! The man whose gloves have saved more goals than my antivirus software blocks spam emails. Ever since you joined Barnsley back in 2008, you've been diving around the goalposts like gravity owes you money—making spectacular saves look easier than blowing out birthday candles.

From your heroic FA Cup performances to countless match-winning stops, you've given fans unforgettable moments and strikers recurring nightmares. May your reflexes stay sharp, your dives graceful, and may age treat you as kindly as you've treated Barnsley's clean sheets.

Here's to another year of legendary saves and fewer bruised knees!