Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on July 30, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Luke Sikma! From dominating rebounds to sinking clutch shots since joining CB Canarias in Spain's Liga ACB back in 2013, you've truly made the court your playground. Watching you hustle and outsmart opponents has been as delightful as seeing someone try paella for the first time—unexpectedly amazing!

Here's hoping this year brings even more highlight-reel moments: gravity-defying dunks, impossible assists, and maybe a few hilarious bloopers we can all laugh about later. Keep shining bright on that hardwood stage; after all these years of success with CB Canarias, you're practically Spanish basketball royalty now! Feliz cumpleaños campeón!