Let's make this birthday one to remember.

90 years old (Born on March 22, 1935)

Happy Birthday to the legendary M. Emmet Walsh! From your unforgettable role as the cunning private detective Loren Visser in "Blood Simple," you've shown us that nobody does quirky menace quite like you. Your performances have always been delightfully unpredictable, making audiences laugh nervously and glance over their shoulders simultaneously.

Whether you're stealing scenes with a sly grin or delivering lines dripping with dry wit, your talent remains timelessly entertaining. Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer shady motel stakeouts and more cake-filled celebrations—because let's face it, even tough guys deserve frosting once in a while! Cheers to another year of cinematic brilliance!