Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on July 26, 1978)

Happy Birthday, Major Applewhite! From lighting up scoreboards as the Longhorns' record-setting quarterback to guiding new generations of talent from the sidelines, you've always known how to call a winning play. Your legendary passes still echo through Texas stadiums—though rumor has it your clipboard tosses are equally impressive these days!

As assistant head coach and quarterbacks guru since 2011, you've seamlessly transitioned from throwing touchdowns to coaching them. Here's hoping this birthday brings you fewer film sessions and more cake slices. Keep inspiring greatness—and remember: age is just another stat you're bound to break records in!