Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on March 11, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Malcolm Delaney! From your dazzling debut with Elan Chalon back in 2011 to becoming a seasoned guard who effortlessly sinks shots and breaks ankles, you've truly made basketball look easy. Your moves on the court are smoother than French pastries—sweetening every game you play!

Here's wishing you another year filled with clutch three-pointers, epic crossovers, and unforgettable victories. May your birthday celebration be as legendary as your career highlights—and may opponents continue chasing shadows whenever you're around. Keep balling hard and aging gracefully; after all these years, you're still scoring points faster than candles accumulate!